J: Feeding Ari in her kitchen highchair, "Babe...? I don't think we have a Mensa candidate here."
A: From living room, "Why is that?"
J: "She's feeding herself through the ear." (Truly - she was trying to stuff individual spiral noodles right into her ear canal while staring him down with a very focused expression.)
I don't know, I think that's pretty amazingly innovative if you ask me. Food tastes good going through the mouth, I'm sure she assumes that through the ear means twice as many yummy food delivery holes.